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My Top Moments, Memories, and Impressions from the '08 Presidential Primaries, Part I

Wed Jun 04, 2008 at 11:51:46 AM PDT

So, at long last we have come to the end of the road, insofar as the primary race goes.  The dreaded "brokered convention" is no longer a possibility, in either Party's case (if you'll remember, it was the Republicans who were initially destined for a convention floor battle).  Now, as we shift our focus to the general election, I want to take a moment to share some of my favorite memories of this primary campaign.

I want to start out by saying how incredible this race was for someone my age (26) to watch.  In every single Presidential Race of my lifetime, at least one of the two Party's had their nominee going into the primary (sorry Bill Bradley, but it's the truth).  So many people from both sides of the aisle seemed to have a realistic shot at one time or another for their Party's nomination this time around, it made for one incredible race.

So incredible, in fact, that it'll take me at least two shots to get everything in.  Part I will take us from last December through Super Tuesday.  So, here are my memories from this campaign during that timespan.

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CNN Raises the Traitor Bar; Rush Limbaugh Longs For Riots; Popular GOP Surrogate Suggests Murder

Fri May 02, 2008 at 06:50:20 AM PDT

Thank you, CNN, for continuing to elevate the discourse in this great land, and proving that, while you may not be the most trusted name in news, you can certainly take any element of news and turn it into a journalistic car crash worthy of attention all on its own.  Ann Coulter converses with CNN's Glenn Beck...

BECK: You know what? You know what? As uncomfortable as you -- as uncomfortable as you are with Hillary Clinton or I am with John McCain, you are with John McCain, it is not somebody who says, "Hey, I'm going to sit with leaders of Iran and Syria and Cuba and Venezuela who hate us. And by the way, my record on judging people is I didn't think this hatemonger was a hatemonger for 20 years."

COULTER: Right, right. And calls -- and obviously hates the United States. This is part of the traitor wing of the Democratic Party. And I guess the question is: Is Obama a Manchurian candidate to normal Americans who love their country -- and he secretly agrees with the Weathermen and the Reverend Wright faction? Or is he being the Manchurian candidate to the traitor wing of the Democratic Party? And he, I guess, has to take the position now that, "No, I was just trying to hoodwink the traitor wing."

Ah, yes, a "Manchurian candidate" to the "traitor wing" of the Democrats. Because really, there's absolutely nothing you can't vomit up onto the screen that would fall below whatever standards of integrity CNN once claimed to have. Nutjob right wing radio host with extended history of saying vile, unconscionable things? Hell, let's make him one of our most promoted talking heads! But wait -- that might not be as insulting to the American public as we could be, so let's let him invite people like Ann Coulter on to talk with him and assert that both a party's presidential candidate and an entire segment of the population might be traitors.

That's certainly worth the broadcast might of a supposed news network, is it not? Mind you, I'm not entirely sure when suggesting the mere possibility of diplomatic talks became an act of high treason, given that selling weapons to people that hate us sure doesn't count, and violating the Constitution on a daily basis doesn't count, and lying to the American people frequently and directly doesn't count, but what the hell do I know -- I'm not CNN. Maybe they should book me, and I can explain in great detail how Glenn Beck got syphilis from his frequent trysts with Kim Jong Il, and as long as I have either a flag or a cross pinned to me I should be able to get away with pretty much anything, yes?


Of course, CNN is not the only provider of supposed "political" figures behaving badly. Rush Limbaugh's wistful hopes for violence at the Democratic National Convention are already been much-noted, though to absolutely no effect...

We need the American left -- and this is another great thing about Operation Chaos; nothing to do with my ego. We need as many ignorant Americans to wake up and find out exactly who the modern-day Democrat Party is as dominated by the far left in this country.  We need that to be seen.  Now, I am not inspiring or inciting riots.  I'm dreaming.  (singing to the tune of White Christmas) "I'm dreaming of riots in Denver."

"Operation Chaos" is Rush's name for his continued urging of callers to create "chaos" in the Democratic party by pretending to be Democrats and doing things to hurt the Democrats, so every single thinking human in America, even Rush's own dim-as-a-candle-in-an-oxygen-deprived-room callers who called to chastise him, took his remarks to be inspiring or suggesting riots.

Rush is, of course, known for such speech, so it barely makes news. But he counts even the Vice President of the United States among his frequent guests, and not one of them has been asked to denounce the corpulent, hoping-for-violence blowhard. Why should they?


And let us examine the fine specimen of Republican surrogacy, Chuck Norris, whose religiously motivated, godfearing promotion of the candidacy of Republican Mike Huckabee was the subject of much attention. In his latest commentary, Norris has an explicitly conservative "solution" to illegal immigration:

If these solutions don't stop the tides of illegal flow in and out of our borders, a friend of mine has a Texas-tough alternative and answer to replace the government's virtual fence failure. In fact, he says, we don't need a security fence at all. All we need to do is to post signs and position manned trucks at key points, just like our government does at Area 51, the top secret militaryairfield in remote central Nevada, around which there are no fences or walls. There is never a breach or unwanted border crossing there, at least that we hear about! And why? Because the boundary sign reads and is never questioned, "Warning: Use of deadly force authorized."

Now, there once was a time when using your political column to suggest the government execution of ethnic types found on the wrong patch of land was considered acceptable behavior -- oh, who am I kidding, it has always been acceptable behavior, whether in Germany or here -- but surely, one can marvel at the tight embrace of the Republican Party with those that promote such notions. Even if they are washed-up TV action stars who leaven their calls for final solution with appropriate Christian rhetoric. I realize that, since Huckabee is out of the race, we need not concern ourselves with his own surrogates -- in the vast wasteland of American journalism, thousands and thousands of reporters and pundits strong, we only have time to focus on one surrogate at a time, and the rest will have to be ignored -- so I can only presume all other Republicans have already denounced their very visible supporter.


Nothing's quite as impressive as having a nationwide multiweek media pants-crapping over some guy's ex-minister saying mean things, then demonstrating vividly to the world that hoping for violence, accusing the other party of treason, or suggesting organized ethnic murder are all firmly in the realm of reasonable Republican discourse. So firmly in the realm of reasonable discourse, in fact, that they hardly bear remarking upon... except by those devious liberals with their possibly treasonous ability to hold multiple things in their minds at one time.

Chuck Norris May Want to Learn More About Killing People

Thu May 01, 2008 at 05:50:18 PM PDT

Chuck Norris political idiot, in the role of Chuck Norris, Republican policy wonk:

If these solutions don't stop the tides of illegal flow in and out of our borders, a friend of mine has a Texas-tough alternative and answer to replace the government's virtual fence failure. In fact, he says, we don't need a security fence at all. All we need to do is to post signs and position manned trucks at key points, just like our government does at Area 51, the top secret military airfield in remote central Nevada, around which there are no fences or walls. There is never a breach or unwanted border crossing there, at least that we hear about! And why? Because the boundary sign reads and is never questioned, "Warning: Use of deadly force authorized."

One would think that before Norris started proposing "final solutions" to "problems" of people who "aren't like us," he would have realized that the Nazis, through the experiences of their mobile killing units, the einsatzgruppen, discovered that shooting wasn't a very efficient way of killing large numbers of people.  How long until Norris or one of his buddies takes the next step, and advocates gas chambers?  

[h/t to Ken Bank]

GOP poster boy Chuck Norris suggests final solution

Thu May 01, 2008 at 10:45:36 AM PDT

Political bodyguard to Mike Huckabee and poster boy for tough-guy Rethuglicans, Chuck Norris has suggested a final solution to the problem of "terrorist importations":

The Daily Flipper - Vol.1 No.4 - April 10, 2008

Thu Apr 10, 2008 at 11:07:06 AM PDT

Sweetwater Ruby says Read what the Republicans Wish You Wouldn’t

Today's Flipper includes continued news about Sen. John McCain.
In this edition:
A gaffe on African American voters in Philadelphia.
McCain = Bush
Sen. Lindsay Graham McCains' MiniMe
And for your reading pleasure a Gov. Mike Huckabee love story.
As usual, the LTE Action Item tool so you can let the world know that they don't want a McCain in the White House. The Daily Flipper by greenchiledem

Flip the page to read the Daily Flipper. Flip it good.

The *REAL* Reasons To Vote For Obama Today

Tue Mar 04, 2008 at 06:57:13 AM PDT

A few days ago, I received a list of "Reasons To Vote For Obama" in my email.  The list was kind of like the various Chuck Norris myths out there, but centered around Obama.

I was going to post it here because some of them are actually cute, but kept forgetting.  At anyrate, someone has beat me to the punch, see the link after a couple of samples below.

Does anybody want a First Lady who hunts rattlesnakes?

Thu Feb 28, 2008 at 12:17:32 PM PDT

Mike Huckabee's celebrity mouthpiece, Chuck Norris, is  extolling the virtues of having a First Lady who can hunt rattlesnakes and fire a grenade launcher.  According to the Karate Killer,

Janet (Huckabee) always has loved the outdoors and taking physical risks. She has sky-dived with the Golden Knights, landed in an F-18 on an aircraft carrier, bungee jumped, hunted rattlesnakes and bears, completed two marathons, and fired a grenade launcher -- hitting the target two out of three times. She even earned a place in the Arkansas Outdoor Hall of Fame by riding a jet ski down the entire Arkansas River. Her love for adventure is one reason Janet was nicknamed the "first tomboy" of Arkansas.

 

In addition to her numerous daredevil accomplishments, Norris cites Janet Huckabee's academic achievements such as attending Ouachita Baptist University and graduating with honors in organizational management from John Brown University.

Now let's see if Bill Clinton, Michelle Obama or Cindy McCain can do bungee jumping.

Top Ten Cloves: Things About U.S. Plans to Shoot Down Broken Spy Satellite

Fri Feb 15, 2008 at 02:47:43 PM PDT

Forget The Kennedys, Obama's Got The Hulk!

Fri Feb 08, 2008 at 09:57:56 AM PDT

I like celebrities.   I buy Triple Thick Mascara from Maybelline because Beyonce tells me to, and I use Neutrogena Foaming Cleanser just like the Disney Channel stars, but even celebrity endorsements need to stop somewhere... like at presidential campaigns maybe.  

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Rocky endorses John McCain--The rise of the GOP "Macho Man" candidate

Thu Jan 24, 2008 at 08:57:24 PM PDT

I found this interesting story through TPM:

John McCain says he's ready to run the steps of the Philadelphia Museum of Art, just like Rocky Balboa did, now that he's got the support of actor Sylvester Stallone.

Stallone told Fox News' "FOX & Friends" that he's backing the Arizona senator's bid for the White House.

"I like McCain a lot. A lot," Stallone said. He called the Republican the right character for the times. "The script that's being written — and the reality — is pretty brutal and pretty hard-edged like a rough action film, and you need somebody who's been in that to deal with it."

So Rocky has now endorsed the Straight Talk Express.  This brings up an interesting question of whether Rocky can talk straight to McCain, or will he scream out, "Yo McCain!"  

Let's continue the story below the fold.

Action Hero Endorsements

Thu Jan 24, 2008 at 07:58:44 PM PDT

So Rocky has endorsed McCain.  

Okay, with Chuck Norris fervently defending the Huckster's corner and the all-important Balboa blessing bestowed, now it's time to round up the rest of the action movie hero endorsements.

Chuck Norris Does Math

Mon Jan 21, 2008 at 02:44:38 PM PDT

The video pretty much speaks for itself:

Prominent GOP Pundit: McCain Too 'Old' for Presidency

Sun Jan 20, 2008 at 05:02:59 PM PDT

Is there any more influential GOP pundit than Chuck Norris? I think not. The man who CAN eat only one Lay's Potato chip and who singlehandedly won the Huckster Iowa has decided to use his signifigant powers to go after McCain.

Frameshop: No Chuck, No Luck For Huck

Thu Jan 17, 2008 at 08:55:35 AM PDT

Golly gee, it was fun having Mike Huckabee in the race, wasn't it? 

I mean, the Republicans are just so dull this year.  Mitt Romney is about as interesting a stack of white paper (unlined).  John McCain has less fizz than a glass of stale beer (ptew).  Fred Thompson the candidate is less interesting even than Fred Thompson the actor (zzzz).  Even Giuliani is not really fun after the initial shock wears off (9/11).  But Huckabee?  He had charisma. He had Mark Twain style common sense.  And he had--Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris - Oy! (Plus New Rule...)

Mon Jan 07, 2008 at 06:49:24 PM PDT

Went to hear Huckabee talk in Derry, NH.  He gave a creditable talk (for a Repub) with much less emphasis on his antiabortion views than in Iowa, and much more emphasis on gun control. Claimed he was a real hunter, unlike those faux guys - never mentioned his having recently violated rule #1 of the hunt by shooting over the heads of reporters. Talked a lot about family values but somehow neglected to mention his son who hangs dogs and tries to sneak guns on airplanes. Nevertheless, he's a decent speaker, albeit not in Obama's league - but who is, really? - and the crowd liked him.

But, if it's true that a person can be judged by the company he keeps, then Houston, we've got a problem...

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Chuckabee 08!

Sun Jan 06, 2008 at 12:28:00 PM PDT

Thought I would pump this one out before the NH Primaries... I've got a feeling McCain might be ready this time.

And this whole process is really helping me discover just how bad my work station is set up... I had to take a couple days of rest because my shoulder is KILLING me. Time to see that PT.

As far as the cartoon, yeah, those heads should look familiar!

[updated image for hucka-clarity]

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McCain: I'm a bazillion years old.

Sat Jan 05, 2008 at 01:35:31 PM PDT

Oh. My. God.

McCain's answer to Chuck

Submitted by Primary Monitor on Fri, 2008-01-04 22:16.

According to Wilford Brimley, voting for John McCain is the right thing to do.

"Wilford Brimley is our response to Chuck Norris," McCain said on his campaign bus. "He's huge in every way."

And The Onion staff just gives up and jumps out the friggin' window.

Jesus! Who's advising this guy? Answering Chuck Norris with Wilford Brimley?

Are you f*@%ing kidding me? What planet are you on, Magoo?

Huckabee's speech & I want him as the GOP's candidate

Thu Jan 03, 2008 at 07:49:21 PM PDT

Huckabee's giving his victory speech - I'm watching it on MSNBC right now - and I hope with all my might that he ends up as the GOP's candidate for 2008. Two words: Chuck. Norris.


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